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My beagle insists on being little spoon at night, so I hug him until he starts dreaming and jostles me awake. Then I make him move to my feet because I can’t stand how he moves when he dreams while I’m also trying to sleep lol

Same!

Omg that makes me so happy. I love my spoders. I moved into my house 2 years ago and so far, I’ve had 5 different spiders. One male and four females. They all die eventually, but I love watching them grow.

I love jumping spiders. I have 3 females living in my house right now and they’re the best. I love coming across them in my daily life.

I’m IT and my cousin is software. I had to teach him basic computer maintenance…

I don’t, unfortunately.

Nobody is entirely sure. At least 20, but I think she’s closer to 30

The kids at my school didn’t get away with it because social media and all that shit. This was also in 2014-2015, so tracking down whodunnit was exceptionally easy lol

Kids are so dumb.

In senior year, my school district had 30+ bomb threats in one year. Every time we’d hear the loudspeaker ring, we’d just start grabbing our shit. They stopped telling people about them after a while because evacuating the kids once a week was a shitshow. Every threat was linked to a handful of kids who wanted attention or wanted to get out of tests/homework. I was out sick on the day the feds showed up and started arresting kids.

That doesn’t change the fact that doggy-dog is incorrect.

Dog-eat-dog

My pets. They deserve the best. They’re all so spoiled.

Me when I’m in the sun for 30 seconds

Bro needs a doctor lmao

That’s an idea lol. The only birds that don’t like me are parrots. Ducks and chickens are fine

Haven’t used Amazon in two years. I don’t even have an account anymore. Doesn’t stop them from sending me emails 3x/day to sign up again. I try to shop local, but I do have to go to shitty corp stores for some stuff.

Ikr?

I was put on hydroxychloroquine a few months ago and it’s great, but having a formal diagnosis now is making it scary.