Let’s end-dad-vor to deliver a punderful assortment of dad jokes! Let’s make sure our dad jokes are as diverse as a buffet - from cheesey one-liners to soup-er satisfying wordplay. We’ll concoct a mix so diverse everyone will be a-maized!

IAEA report here: https://www.iaea.org/sites/default/files/iaea_comprehensive_alps_report.pdf The direct danger to humans from the radiation is minimal but the report fails to include the danger from potential Godzilla or other Kaiju like events. Typical government bureaucracy.