Doesn’t seem to help 🫠

That’s a big chungus

Classy

It should be whiskey like the founders intended

Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Rectum

Swiftboat 2?

Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas

Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?

The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?

Like a couch cover?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

it’s tough being a white man in America these days.

In all seriousness the deck is so stacked in my favor that the small amount of misandry there may be wouldn’t bother me at all. Generally the only way I’m underprivileged (adhd) is largely hidden. I don’t believe I’ve ever encountered misandry in real life. Online I’ve come across it occasionally, but it tends to be in niche communities I’m not a part of that I’ve stumbled on. And honestly there is so much misogyny that pervades our society that I’m inclined to give them a bit of a pass.

Orb death

If it is of national importance, then let’s nationalize it

What part of orphan crushing machine don’t you understand?

But also dumb

The more of a pig he is, the closer to the election, the more likely it is to turn out the vote against him. Conservatives vote no matter what typically. Enthusiasm on the left decides the election

How bow dah

One day you’re pondering the orb. The next you’re strung out, fuckeating some tomatoes, and denying that your son even exists