How do you know it isn’t running away from home?

If that’s the case, a luxury of convenience, then fast food was and still is a luxury. Or maybe fast food was an $affordable luxury of convenience and now it is an $$$expensive luxury of convenience. Ok, that makes sense to me.

Fast food isn’t a luxury. A luxury is something extravagant, high quality, and highly enjoyable. Fast food is simply an overpriced disappointment.

I saw Furiosa in the theater Sunday. About 7 people in the theater. Movie was good, tad slow in the middle, but definitely got me tense a few times. I don’t know what it is about movie theaters but they always seem grimey and as I get older I don’t tolerate grimey things as much. I’d give the movie 7/10 and the movie theater experience 4/10.

This piece continues to bring a tear to my eye.

My problem is I always forget to listen to the in-flight announcements so I never figure out how to put my seatbelt on.

Someone with a lot of cats.

Halfway to Idiocracy

I was about to say 87 years ago but four score and seven highlights my administration’s focus on mathematics.

I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve been hearing about this for almost 50 years.

Did you name it?

From the species that brought you the airplane, the atomic bomb, landing on the moon, and gator daycare - introducing swamp side luxury dining next to a fucking congregation of alligators…

The title does say “very safe” so that’s good enough for me.

Gas be damned, I gotta get my steps in!

The infamous Lumberjack Russell Terrier.

I can’t tell if the Onion gets their ideas from the stuff DeSantis does or if DeSantis gets his ideas from reading the Onion.

Straight to jail.

I just woke up and read the headline as “highly photogenic bird flu”

And for the love of God, fellas, keep your receipts!

The legend of Colonel Sanders.