Outback Trading Low Rider Duster.

Good duckie duckie!

Look, it’s a squirrel!

Add a disk and migrate to raid 6.

If they’d just incorporated, they’d be fine!!! Ask the tobacco companies…

Thanks, Captain Obvious!!!

Well, you can stuff your wounds with the silky smooth sand and shards institutional toilet paper, me, I’ll be looking like a Yeti with all those tampon strings…Damn!

I’m hoping for Weird AL.

How many times do we have to say it: Please stop naming your baby hippos, “Jeffery Dahmer”.

Good call. I like that.

What’s that? Is it the sound of Energy Cost of Energy knocking at the door? Oh, and look at this, they’ve left a pamphlet titled “The bell tolls for thee, intensive input agricultural base, it tolls for thee”

Yup, I’m guessing that’ll do it all right. Knit a few pairs of socks, and just normalize the world away!

This is why we are doomed. People take a look at the dumpster fire that’s life now and say, “Have you tried knotting socks and not being sad?”

Myself, I reply with what I hope is understanding and compassion, and say, “Yes indeed, things look bleak. You, unknown internet person, are not alone in feeling this way”

There’s a great Dollop about this Whalesplosion.

Save you some reading time: None of your damn business. Health care is between a doctor and patient and ain’t our concern.

Welcome to the enshittification of the internet. Its strange, its almost like our benevolent Billionaire overlords dont want us educated, just a big dumb source of profit to be extracted, but no, that couldn’t be it, must just be “bad search engines”.

Oak dowels will be 2 to 3 times harder than pine, and more durable because of that. Widely available at any hardware store.

Oh no! Anyways…

Real time evidence of the slide into the disturbingly accurate portrayal of a dystopian future in “Idiocracy”. Pass the Brawndo.

Excellent. We’ll done.

Love it!!!