BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]
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BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Going to an office and pretending to work: A business that’s booming in ChinaEnglish11·17 days agoNot wearing Hexbear merch. Chapo.chat merch on the other hand that’s just Chapotraphouse merch with .chat scribbled on it. Maybe.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPto games@hexbear.net•Dawn Of The Third-Last Day, 72 Hours RemainEnglish15·18 days agoI was biking through a wooded path when some masked (N95) Zoomer gamer and his little fairy (possibly gay) accomplices jumped me. He took my e-bike, which I’ve named Epona-bike and I could see a Switch2 stuffed into one of his pockets. I followed them into a dark cave but fell down some hole into a wet cavern. Down there he did some weird shaking-dance thing (that he probably got off Tiktok) and magically took away my gaming capabilities – turning me into a gaming “scrub.” He took off with one of the fairies, but the one named Tattle got separated from them and was trapped with me. They recommended we work together to get out of the cavern.
I followed him through the cave to inside a clock tower in a place called Termina. There was guy with a van filled with stolen consoles who said he could help me retrieve my gaming abilities from the Gamer Kid if I retrieve the stolen Switch 2 for him that the Gamer Kid. This town is preparing for a carnival or something.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Suspect arrested for setting people on fire at pro-Israel event in Boulder, ColoradoEnglish31·19 days agoPaid crisis actors.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion for May 26th to June 1st, 2025 - Sanctions Continue To Fail, More At 11English60·19 days agoChina’s going to achieve net zero emissions just in time for North American sludge factories to start up due to whatever fucked up re-industrialization plans get pushed out.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Suspect arrested for setting people on fire at pro-Israel event in Boulder, ColoradoEnglish45·19 days agoOne of the worst attempts at a pun I’ve ever seen.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion for May 26th to June 1st, 2025 - Sanctions Continue To Fail, More At 11English181·20 days agoNot sure if anyone on the train is staring out the window, let alone able to pick up on an explosive detonation when in reality they aren’t giant orbs of flame like they are in movies.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•Space fascism is different to earth fascism?English15·22 days ago^ Guy that doesn’t understand anything.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•Space fascism is different to earth fascism?English23·22 days agoYeah, I guess you could say I’m really fuckin’ good at separating art from the artist.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto videos@hexbear.net•Norman Finkelstein on His Debate with "that thing called" DestinyEnglish11·22 days agoDavid Pakman.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto videos@hexbear.net•[CW: Drug Use, Racism] Do you have an adderall?English7·23 days agoHe’s basically fully enmeshed his shit with being a zionist crybaby and getting anti-hasan sloptuber views so IDK what he’d even do other than become a landlord otherwise.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion for May 26th to June 1st, 2025 - Sanctions Continue To Fail, More At 11English8·23 days agoA-coodle-loodle-ooo A-coodle-loodle-ooo A-coodle-loodle-ooo
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•Elden Ring Night Reign release trailerEnglish3·24 days agoAlso deluxe edition just being intangible digital shit is so lame. Not even a full soundtrack, a mini-soundtrack. You used to get a physical artbook and maybe t-shirts or something with pre-orders/deluxe editions.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•Elden Ring Night Reign release trailerEnglish2·24 days agoAlso, this trailer looked way better than any other trailer. Don’t get why they kept the new stuff hidden and also why they released so many trailers in the first place.
No idea if I’d find it any good, but the most annoying gamer types who hate changes seem to be mad at it existing at all.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•Elden Ring Night Reign release trailerEnglish6·24 days agoThanks, YouTube. Guessin’ gamer-fascists would be convinced of that.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•What's this about a Final Fantasy IX remake?English3·24 days agoYou might be right people want a 1:1 remake. I think you’re wrong that it has any merit as to why they should do it. At least how it is now people can play both versions and get something different out of them and the people aren’t pretending the original doesn’t exist like they might with other games. The remake is treated as the separate experience that it truly is than something that’s supposed to overwrite the original.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Attacks on Ukraine’s draft officers on the riseEnglish12·24 days agoDoes Russia give any of them a chance to repatriate to Russia at all? I’m assuming not for espionage/sabotage reasons, but it seems bad if they’re getting POWed and then exchanged back to a fascist Ukraine at some point.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•What's this about a Final Fantasy IX remake?English2·24 days agoI don’t get how they keep making the same mistake of ugly fonts in Final Fantasy games re-releases This has happened like 3-4 times now.
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•What's this about a Final Fantasy IX remake?English2·24 days ago?tekram eht yb decselosbo dna dezitavirp t’nsi taht mroftalp a no noisrev lanigiro eht etalume tsuj ton yhW .sraey 51-01 yreve revo dna revo stnemevorpmi “efil fo ytilauq” thgils htiw emag a gnisaeler-er tniop on s’erehT .neht lanigiro eht yalp tsuJ
BanSwitch2Buyers [none/use name]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•The CIA Secretly Ran a Star Wars Fan SiteEnglish10·25 days agoOh yeah, he he was married previously to Omar Khadr’s sister who is a guy that the Canadian military tried to pin charges on for blowing up a military medic or some shit with no proof and the Khadrs’ dad is some diplomat or something. Very spooked up situation.
-Irish Times
They’re currently almost half way to Israel. I’m guessing they’ll arrive by late-June 9th at this rate.

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