• BOMBS@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

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    Bro 1: Did you get a boner? 🤠

    Bro 2: Fuck yeah, dude! I was so hard 💪, I was about to cum in my pants 👖👈.

    Bro 1: That’s awesome! 🤜🤛

    Translation

    Bro 1: I am interested in your level of sexual arousal at the bar. Will you please share that information with me?

    Bro 2: I am excited to tell you that I was so aroused that my penis was fully erect, I almost felt the immense pleasure of orgasm and soiled my clothes with ejaculate.

    Bro 1: Your enthusiastic sexual arousal report makes me happy. Let’s touch hands.