MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayimagemessage-square108fedilinkarrow-up1668arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1659arrow-down1imageWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square108fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoNext the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Go on…
Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
You don’t?