Hookers stole my butt-plugs. Not actually hookers, but my younger gay ass siblings. And I didn’t find out until much later. But I straight up told them that was fucking disgusting. Then we let it go like the song. But no!!!

Some people are literally so fkin trifflingiagsnakshfask!!!

Ugh. I gotta like…clear the air. Burn some sage or something, for the both of us!

*p.s. - I def read your name not once, not twice, but three times as Florida Man =)