You’d have to read pretty slowly to hit five seconds.
I spent more than 5 seconds on it because I examined each word closely looking for a reason that it would take someone 5 seconds to read it.
This feels like the bell curve meme…
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Something ain’t quite wrong here…
someone give this man a medal
Why is he even shorter than last time?
He should be exactly as short as he was last time…
I saw the original last night and now this, and it briefly made me wonder if I had a small stroke last night.
Thank god you posted this, otherwise I’d be stuck masturbating furiously trying to solve the original.
;)
You underestimate how fast I can read.
Don’t try it!
Fuckin again
I had to reread it like 10 times because at first I just thought my brain was auto correcting it
That was my hope :D
You took my ability to read… what?
For 5 seconds
What did you say? Why does this look like hieroglyphics?
No you didn’t?
It’s an ironic meme.
No, you just gave me an opportunity to use my incredible god-like gift.
What’s this gift you speak of?
I’m gifted with extreme literacy.
Incredible!!!