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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Where to even begin?

www.zillow.com

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Where to even begin?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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720 California Ave, Reno, NV 89509 | MLS #1014019 | Zillow
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This 5656 square feet Single Family home has 6 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms. It is located at 720 California Ave, Reno, NV.
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    “Sure, the outside is a little weird, but does it really need to be in this community?”

    Picture 5: “Oh, found the bad one”

    Picture 31: “Holy shit!”

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      Yeah, that went from, ‘just slap some paint on it’ to M.C. Escher real quick.

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    Too many choices have been made here

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    Nothing like watching yourself poop… and hearing it echo…

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    Those swirly red walls… ugh.

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    Looks like an ancient McMansion

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    Picture #6. If you remember the original DOOM video game, it’s those rooms where John Romero was going for that weird Lovecraftian vibe where you’re horrifyingly inside the flesh and organs of a vast living entity, but the textures don’t quite line up correctly.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

  • the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)

  • the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)

  • the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)

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