(Business people) speaking a language familiar and dear to them. Its portentous nouns and verbs invest ordinary events with high adventure; executives walk among toner cartridges, caparisoned like knights. We should tolerate them - every person of spirit wants to ride a white horse. -William Strunk Jr. (The Elements of Style)
It’s not like everyone is having virtual meetings all day in an open floor plan office with terrible reverb on their day pass desks…right?
Nah bro we’ll fix it software. Like virtual backgrounds but for sound bro!