• rekabis@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    SovCits have field days with pretty much any rule they don’t like. They’re prime examples of why we need to be removing warning labels on everything; they’re an end result of far too little chlorine in the gene pool.

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      8 months ago

      my theme song is bluegrass

      spoiler

      My Daddy was a man of letters
      My Mama was a head of state
      And when they got their chromosomes together
      They gave me all of their recessive traits
      I’m an embarrassment to evolution
      My disposition is unstable and cruel
      My blood’s a catastrophic blend
      'Cause I’m from the shallow end of the gene pool
      My IQ is a negative number
      I’ve got a sense of humor no one can stand
      And my development was seriously encumbered
      By playing music with the Lounge Lizards band
      I’m a social director’s nightmare
      At dinner parties I just babble and drool
      It’s not easy making friends
      When you’re from the shallow end of the gene pool
      Chorus:
      I’m from the shallow end of the gene pool
      My x-rays make the doctors laugh
      When they tried to chart my EEG waves Well I wasn’t even on the graph
      Biological research is booming
      They’re making breakthroughs like you wouldn’t believe
      They say genetic engineering in humans
      Will someday soon be a reality
      I’m gonna get me a DNA transplant
      They’re gonna rearrange my molecules
      Some natural laws will have to bend
      To get me from the shallow end of the gene pool