This sounds fun.
I may not survive very long, but I’ll be damned if I don’t spawn an absolutely legendary tale
I think I’m in trouble
Lord help me
Ded.
No clue what it’ll be but it’ll certainly be rad.
I just want to say, that your username is Neato.
I’ll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can’t actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I’m not even useful for keeping people entertained.
I’ll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
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We can travel together.
I’m either slapping people to death with a broken 40’ tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
I think I’ll be alright
Man I’m fucked
Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.
I’m too cool to die >:3
As The Crazy Game Master, I’m not the one dying.
Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.
Shit.
I’m certainly going to roll a 1.
I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage
I guess it really depends on how evolved it is
Above the human level.
I’ll have a friend 😻
