MataVatnik@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agoPooping in the handicap stall in a public bathroom is like taking the corner office in your workplacemessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down122
arrow-up160arrow-down1message-squarePooping in the handicap stall in a public bathroom is like taking the corner office in your workplaceMataVatnik@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·10 months agoAnd yet you’re still shitting in a public toilet.
minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·10 months agoNow I’m hogging the family bathroom in my gym. I consider this the executive suite.
minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·10 months agoI take the handicap stall and set up a workstation there. Most luxurious shit of my life
minus-squareALilOff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoApple Vision was made for the shits
minus-squareCoreidan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoAre you drinking plenty of water? You don’t have anymore excuses
minus-squareLocoOhNolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoNothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom. I’d rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.
And yet you’re still shitting in a public toilet.
Now I’m hogging the family bathroom in my gym. I consider this the executive suite.
Damn
I take the handicap stall and set up a workstation there. Most luxurious shit of my life
Apple Vision was made for the shits
Are you drinking plenty of water? You don’t have anymore excuses
Nothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom.
I’d rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.