Wait, is that not a Jeff Bezos parody account? The post reads like one.

Unless the “parody post” is referencing an actual rumor that the par-rumoured responded to?

Unless unless this is all theater and both base post and the response are but mere fabrications.

What are we, cosmicly? I’m out of the loop.

what the hell is thermodynamics startup, are they putting microtransactions in new laws of physics or what