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That’s very generous. Frankly I’m surprised he is still alive with the shape he is in and his dietary habits.
Kinda funny this was written in 2013 and three short years later he became president. That’s like being told the shittiest person in your life is leaving town but instead they crash your car and win the lottery
The Onion, if you’re reading this, you have to be prepared at a moment’s notice to publish a follow-up to this article, from the same author, which simply says, “I’m finally dead.”
What a cruel world where Mr. Chandler Bong passes in his early 50’s and this insufferable bag of garbage and self-absorption is still with us.
