What my bf thinks happens when I go to the gym
Home gym supremacy
Supremacy? Oh honey no. Who’s gonna slap your ass and flirt with you and cruise in the showers?
Sex pests?
My boyfriend obviously
Or tim if he leaves the basement
But then who sexually assaults you? It’s not the same thing.
That’s why you have to live stream your workout session, so you can get that much needed creep interaction. It gives you the motivation to keep running.
My gym had open showers till recently. Even I don’t believe how many fucking awesome encounters happened there.
I literally had a short cry when they added stalls.
That is just strait up sexual harassment!
No just a joke
Yeah it is a joke … but touching someones bottom without asking is a big no no.
I used to live in this rich dudes basement. There was a really nice YMCA down the street, and he went there every morning. Anyway, he constantly bragged about all the ass he got hanging out there from supposedly “straight” guys. He is a good looking guy and not the type to lie. So, I’m inclined to believe him.
Well you know the saying, it’s not gay at the YMCA
Hold up… You’re telling me if I went to the gym, I could have my ass grabbed and slapped? 🤔
For free!!
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Sounds like a good time.
