This might seem as counter intuitive, as there are folks that hijack ideas for a living, But hey, F*IT; lets hear your craziest plots you can concoct. We’ll be the judge of them.
I’m down for a good laugh.
Muppet Princess Bride
Muppet Harry Potter, where the only human character in the entire series is Luna Lovegood. Everyone always talks about how odd Luna is, but never actually addresses the fact that she’s human. Also make a point of tongue-in-cheek noting how stereotypically awful many of the characters are.
But also, the thing should never be made because JKR would just funnel all of the money straight to some neonazi group.
A documentary film called “We Gave PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org $6,942,069, Here’s What He Did With It”. And then it’s just three hours of me talking about linear algebra while constantly ordering pizza and soda 😆
I mean that would definitely make me at least a million dollars.
Alternative name, Eigen Values
I’m on board
Nice try… Netflix.
Person online asks about movie idea. They really like the idea a writer has about a kid that thinks there is a person trapped in their phone.
The person ends up meeting with the writer to flesh it out. As the two work through the story the writer is constantly getting text messages and going into another room where the person can hear whispering. Sounds like two people whispering.
They ask the writer if anybody else was home to which the writer replies “yes, my uncle”. He’s sick though so he has to stay in the other room.
Eventually the person asks to use the restroom and they’re directed down a hall past the room where they had been hearing another person whispering. They can see the writer feverishly texting so they take the opportunity to peek into the room.
It’s dark, there’s a bed on one side of the room and a skinny dark object in the opposite side of the room that the person can barely make out. Maybe somebody is in there.
They go to the bathroom and when they’re heading back towards the hall they no longer see the writer at the table they had been sitting at, but they can hear fingers feverishly tapping a phone somewhere else in the house.
Of course, they again take this opportunity to investigate the bedroom. They stick their head in and creak the door open just a bit more to see what’s inside. It’s very dark so they lean in a little more. They start to hear pounding somewhere in the house. Maybe the writer is fixing something? That’ll give them more time.
They reach for their phone to get some light and just as they do they hear a buzz somewhere in the room and a rustle in the bed. They immediately back up out of the room and quietly head back to meet the writer.
They call to them since they cannot be found. The writer shouts, “I’m up here!” The person looks up and sees the ceiling had been replaced by a giant sheet of glass and on the opposite side of the glass was the writer, now a giant.
The person stands frozen and slack-jawed staring up at the writer who begins pounding away at the ceiling with their thumbs. It’s so loud now.
The pounding stops and they hear a distant buzz from down the hall. Desperate, they call to whomever is in the room. “Hello?” They hear nothing but then their phone vibrates in their pocket.
They take it out, unlock it, hold it up to their face and see a new text from an unknown number. They open the text which reads, “it’s your turn now. come to the bedroom down the hall.”
“What the fuck?! What is going on?” the person says. “Make it stop! Take me to the hospital” they say, convinced they’d been drugged. The giant writer stares at the person with a calm, subtle smile like a child watching a frog in a terrarium.
They feel another vibration. “when you get here it’ll all make sense.” Unsure of what to do next they dial 9-1-1 and hold the phone to their ear only to hear silence. After multiple attempts they decide to go into the bedroom.
Slowly walking and always watching the giant writer they make their way towards the bedroom. Now the room is lit brightly and they can see a person laying in bed with their back turned to the door and the dark object on the other side of the room was an old camera on a tripod with a red light flashing.
“Who are you?? What do you want?? A million questions fly out of the person’s mouth. The pounding on the glass roof begins again drowning out anything the person is saying. The person rushes to the other side of the bed to meet the figure they had been spying on. What they see is kid about 8 years old with no hair on their head or eyebrows, and their eyes are closed. The pounding stops and they hear a buzz and see a light glow from under a blanket resting on top of the child’s body.
“What is happening?!” the person pleaded. The child finally speaks, “We’re making a movie. Isn’t that what you wanted?”
“N-no. I just wanted to know some stories people had. I didn’t plan on making a movie. Is that what this is all about?”
Suddenly, buzzing. From all around the room. And the house. What sounds like thousands of phones buzzing all about them. The pounding commences once again. The noise is deafening. The person clenches their ears desperate for relief. “AHHH STOOOOP!”
Just then, silence. The kind of silence where you can hear your own heart beating. The person opens their eyes and they’re in their house sitting at the computer with half of a post on AskLemmy written asking about movie ideas.
They take a deep breath relieved that it had only been a dream. They delete the post and fold their laptop screen to meet the keyboard. They bend their neck back, eyes closed raising their face to the sky taking a moment to calm themselves. Then, a loud thump. Jolting awake their open eyes meet those of the writer staring down at them through a glass ceiling.
The person falls backwards in their chair and as they’re falling they can see a red dot flashing behind them. They scramble to their feet and begin sobbing. Harder than they’ve ever cried before. So hard it begins puddling beneath them. They feel the room tilting in different directions. Tears flowing like faucets. Pounding begins again. The person can feel their tears climbing to their ankles. Gusts of wind begin shooting through the room.
Suddenly blackness. Nothing is. Nothing will be and nothing ever was. “What a waste,” it thought.
I had to stop reading this 1/3 of the way through, because it’s 4:30 in the morning and I was afraid I was gonna get really scared
Haha idk if it’s scary but def an idea dump before I fell asleep
Two words:
Sexy iguanas.
YES! They need to make a Star Trek Voyager film following warp 10 lizards around!
Shut up and take my money.
Sexy iguanas.
Is there any other kind?
Dinosaur Apocalypse.
Take the premise of a zombie apocalypse but it’s hoard after hoard of dinosaurs spilling out of hollow earth (no Nazis just dinosaurs). No explanation just more dinosaurs. There are more dinosaurs than humans have bullets.
The plot is shown in vignette style by people across the world.
This could have been the plot of jurrasic world Dominion. But… oh well
Lol, sh!t, the gruesome of it all 😆
I’ll go first.
Background
Back in Sunday school, some decades ago; I read a story of Joshua that during a battle, he stopped the sun at high noon to finish the battle.
Plot
All of a sudden, the earth stops rotating on its own axis for reasons that are out of me mind (they ain’t paying me enough goddammit)One side is left baking on the sun, while the other is in total darkness.
- The inertia of stuff as earth comes to a stop
- Ocean tsunami on coastal areas
- The climate changes following after that
- How society struggles, changes, and adapts to this f*ckd up situation. From both sides.
- Yes, there are sides now. Good luck, NATO, UN
