• TrenchcoatFullOfBats@belfry.rip
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    1 year ago

    Your closet is clearly a portal to another plane. By keeping the door closed, you are increasing poltergeistic pressure, which could lead to a rupture, resulting in, at the very least, extra ghosts in your home, and at the worst, an ectoplasmic explosion.

    • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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      1 year ago

      oh no that doesn’t sound good

      guess I gotta leave my closet ope… wait are you my cat’s alt account?