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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to Sappho and her Friend@sappho.socialEnglish · 25 days ago

Roommates for life

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Roommates for life

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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to Sappho and her Friend@sappho.socialEnglish · 25 days ago
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    Eh, I’ve lived with my best friend/roommate for 5 years and still haven’t boinked, even after getting stuck in the dryer a couple times. Not all roommates are partners.

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      Getting stuck in the dryer only lead to sex with your step brother. It doesn’t work on roommates

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        Not with that attitude :3

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          Not with that additude

          Against the Grain by Bad religion starts playing

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        According to some… uh… documentaries I’ve seen it can also be a cousin, step parent/child, or repair man.

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      How do you get stuck in a dryer and how did it get repeated?

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        Sometimes you’re trying to reach that last sock and you just kind of get your head and shoulders wedged in there with your genitals fully exposed. This is a normal thing that happens to people all the time.

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          Or your head is stuck inside a force field of the drier.

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        It’s not gay when you’re saying “Ken, more” It’s just making sure you get the maintenance request right.

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      How often do y’all get asked questions that clearly imply people think you are a couple?

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        Only from one of our neighbors that I all but ignore at this point.

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