Trump is imposing a new tariff on Canada, just 24 hours after he announced he was pausing the 25% tariff on most imports.

  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Hi, Canada here.

    This IS an act of unprovoked economic war.

    You are NOT our friends anymore.

    Not sure what your problem with us was, but message received, loud and clear.

    We’re going to go drink with Mexico and Europe now.

    • ALQ@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Hi Canada,

      I will miss you. I hope, someday, after we take down this thug, we can be friends again.

      Sincerely,

      California

      PS: I would also accept adoption, should you ever want to go there.

      • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca
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        2 days ago

        Can we adopt you and Oregon and Washington and then tarriff the shit out of any products that need to cross through the western coast from China to America?

      • raskal@sh.itjust.works
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        2 days ago

        We would love to have you! We would have to discuss your gun situation (you’d have to get rid of them), however free healthcare is nice.

    • ryan_e3p@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 days ago

      The problem is the orange man with tiny hands has a tiny penis complex, and needs to take it out on the world.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Not sure what your problem with us was,

      It’s very kind and Canadian of you to think it was anything you did. You’re just unfortunate enough to exist next to us.

      We are now (now?) the proverbial abusive narcissist.