I can make a mean dish, but usually it’s below average.
Math joke. I get it.
I can’t believe Mac ‘n cheese is so good that I agree it’s “fuckable.”
That’s what good pussy sound like
This Mac 'n Cheese fucks.
It has bacon
Applewood smoked bacon, Pepperjack and Gouda, just a little bit of fresh jalapeños… 🤤
Take away the bacon, but add caramelized onions
kill, marry, fuck
Salad. Burger. Pie.
Yeah I said it.
Where’s the food I can just eat? 😩
I make a passive agressive pie
All I’m asking is where do I jizz?
I take “mean” to mean a mean average.
American Cheese
that chicken was an animal that was raised in war-crime conditions and killed on a conveyor belt of death where it watched as its kin in front of it were stunned and then drowned.
That cheese comes from a cow who was fisted in the ass by a farmer so they could inseminate it (a process many would describe using an upsetting term beginning with the lettee ‘r’, were it done to humans), only to havw the resulting child ripped away from it before they could bond so that her milk, intended for her child, could be extracted by a cold machine and sold to humans.
Probably not the best examples to use in this situation.
The Lighthouse (2019)
The mac and cheese
Macaroni in a pot
I do not recommend sounding with macaroni.
