@AncillaryJustice@lemmy.worldcake to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 11 months agoIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?message-square88fedilinkarrow-up1261arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1249arrow-down1message-squareIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?@AncillaryJustice@lemmy.worldcake to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 11 months agomessage-square88fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@Evil_incarnate@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish8•11 months agoIf you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
minus-squareAggressivelyPassivelinkfedilink5•11 months agoOnly a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in. Trust me, I tried.
minus-square@fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilink1•11 months agoDoesn’t the smell come out through your mouth (i.e. literally having fart-breath) if you hold it in, or is that just an urban myth?
If you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
Only a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in.
Trust me, I tried.
That can’t be healthy
Doesn’t the smell come out through your mouth (i.e. literally having fart-breath) if you hold it in, or is that just an urban myth?