@DichotoDeezNutz@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agoDoes anybody else put on pants with both legs at the same time?message-square39fedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up182arrow-down1message-squareDoes anybody else put on pants with both legs at the same time?@DichotoDeezNutz@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink9•edit-24 months agoOccasionally, when I wanna spice things up. Not under normal circumstances tho
minus-square@MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•4 months agoWhat exactly are you slicing up when you put your pants on??? 😰
minus-square@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink7•4 months agoI try to pop my dick in a guilotine. You should try it if you got a spare!
minus-squareCosmolinkfedilink5•4 months agoAs they say, “To achieve true success, a common man must have no less than one guillotine for each of their dicks”
minus-square@WindyRebel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•3 months agoThat’s what happens if you’re not careful with the zipper and free ballin’.
Occasionally, when I wanna spice things up. Not under normal circumstances tho
What exactly are you slicing up when you put your pants on??? 😰
I try to pop my dick in a guilotine. You should try it if you got a spare!
Dick or guillotine?
Yes
As they say, “To achieve true success, a common man must have no less than one guillotine for each of their dicks”
That’s what happens if you’re not careful with the zipper and free ballin’.