@VanHalbgott to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agoHow do you eat mustard where you live?message-square96arrow-up174arrow-down16
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareHow do you eat mustard where you live?@VanHalbgott to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square96
minus-square@ikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish14•4 months agoI smear it all over my lower body where my tongue can reach, then lick it off, yelling “Who’s your daddy now, bitch!” at the top of my lungs. B-52’s “Love Shack” must be playing in the background.
minus-square@slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•4 months agoYour local hot dog vendor must hate you
I smear it all over my lower body where my tongue can reach, then lick it off, yelling “Who’s your daddy now, bitch!” at the top of my lungs. B-52’s “Love Shack” must be playing in the background.
Your local hot dog vendor must hate you