Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI give advice to others, yet I know nothing myself. I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still while others pass by me. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI give advice to others, yet I know nothing myself. I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still while others pass by me. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoHow many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareHow many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat did the zero say to the eight?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhat did the zero say to the eight?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhy did the chicken cross the playground?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the chicken cross the playground?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareI am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhich part of a boat, does a shopaholic like the most?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhich part of a boat, does a shopaholic like the most?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-27 months agoWhat can you keep after giving it to someone?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhat can you keep after giving it to someone?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat is deaf, dumb and blind but always tells the truth?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareWhat is deaf, dumb and blind but always tells the truth?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoSome people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSome people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat goes up but never comes down?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat goes up but never comes down?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat tastes better than it smells?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareWhat tastes better than it smells?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI'm green and leafy, with towering giants and hidden secrets. You can hear my whispers in the breeze. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down16
arrow-up1-5arrow-down1message-squareI'm green and leafy, with towering giants and hidden secrets. You can hear my whispers in the breeze. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI'm a legendary beast with scales and claws, guarding treasure in ancient lore. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down110
arrow-up1-9arrow-down1message-squareI'm a legendary beast with scales and claws, guarding treasure in ancient lore. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-27 months agoI'm where stories come to life, on a screen for all to see. Popcorn in hand, you watch with delight. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down16
arrow-up1-5arrow-down1message-squareI'm where stories come to life, on a screen for all to see. Popcorn in hand, you watch with delight. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-27 months agoI'm vast and endless, with stars that twinkle and planets that roam. Explorers dream of journeying through me. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down18
arrow-up1-6arrow-down1message-squareI'm vast and endless, with stars that twinkle and planets that roam. Explorers dream of journeying through me. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat belongs to you but other people use it more than you?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down12
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhat belongs to you but other people use it more than you?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square3fedilink
TWeaK@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agoWhat can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down12
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareWhat can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?TWeaK@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square14fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time, I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time, I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
