Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoAre you a magician? Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAre you a magician? Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoYou must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYou must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI may not be a weatherman, but I predict a 100% chance of me making it rain in your life.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI may not be a weatherman, but I predict a 100% chance of me making it rain in your life.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoAre you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAre you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoAre you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAre you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoThere must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThere must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoAre you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareAre you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoIf you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoCall me superglue? because holy shit do i get attached.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCall me superglue? because holy shit do i get attached.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoYou look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoIf you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
