Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoSo is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareSo is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square4fedilink
wiccan2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoThe serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refundmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareThe serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refundwiccan2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoOf all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareOf all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoIn reply to some directed insult: Well, I’m just glad that my life isn’t as bad as it could be. I could be you. message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareIn reply to some directed insult: Well, I’m just glad that my life isn’t as bad as it could be. I could be you. SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou should put a condom on your head, because if you're going to act like a dick you better dress like one too.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou should put a condom on your head, because if you're going to act like a dick you better dress like one too.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoI would love to see it from your perspective, but I am incapable of sticking my head that far up my own ass.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareI would love to see it from your perspective, but I am incapable of sticking my head that far up my own ass.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoCan I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareCan I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoDoes your asshole get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareDoes your asshole get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoDo you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareDo you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoYou are about as useful as a knitted condom.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareYou are about as useful as a knitted condom.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square3fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoOh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareOh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoYour life is as worthless as the broken condom you owe it to.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYour life is as worthless as the broken condom you owe it to.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoAre you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareAre you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square3fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhy don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareWhy don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoHey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down12
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoYou're dicks so small you pee on your ballsmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down17
arrow-up1-6arrow-down1message-squareYou're dicks so small you pee on your ballsAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square3fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoActing like a dick won't make yours any more bigger either.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down15
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareActing like a dick won't make yours any more bigger either.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoSorry, I didn't get that. I don't speak bullshit.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down15
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareSorry, I didn't get that. I don't speak bullshit.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
