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Community for paranormal exploitation

Please start every topic with “Dear vex…”. You are addressing ~~forces that possibly don’t exist,~~ so better be safe than sorry.

For readings

Experience: I have 7 decks of cards and YT channel with 4 people currently messing with it.
Accuracy: your guess same as mine ( after you pay)
Price: very expensive, I charge in emojis or you can pay in clout by watching videos

Anyways here is my price for an each reading. You pay upfront when you ask a question.

Lego cards - 3 emoji hearts, one has to be cracked or flying.
Tarot cards - pumpkin, zebra or a bat
Spirits - checkmark and a devil
Enchanted - cats, hands or a skull
Wisdom - any sort of a bird

It’s advisable to finish your topic as equally tidy - with bat, fish or cow emoji, depending if you believe in spiritual entities with wings, scales or tits. If you find it especially important for yourself, maybe add an image of a gorgon ass or pile of shit… I mean gold!!! Gold is better. And gorgon ass has to be in natural size. If you dislike asses, upload a zebra. It will confuse evil spirits.

Now this community is only for a certain type of business, we have others specialized for different types of our clients:

If you hear voices, post in Ask_Ouija. I believe that’s the right place.
If you see ghosts head to Horror, they will take care of you.
If you have been assaulted by a hentai tentacles monster, join to Let’s Chat, they have 24/7 silent online support. Incredible compassionate folk.

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We don’t do 3rd party requests for private matters.

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