Well they meet at least 1 or 2 common usage definitions.

A very young child; an infant.

An unborn child; a fetus.

The youngest member of a family or group.

A very young animal.

An adult or young person who behaves in an infantile way.

A lover or sweetheart.

Sweetheart; dear. Used as a term of endearment.

hears the sound of rushing water

The children yearn for the Dam.

The Dam must grow.

Y-all kay duh?

Eat them up yum!

Don’t know about a market, just snorkeling for clams and find a pearl sometimes.

Can’t confirm nor deny the presence of a single cell in a sea of red.

Does it count if you spit them out?

I only eat them as eggs.

When the bees can engage in the debate, I’ll hear them out.

What’s the buzz about, I say.

Bzzzzzzz, they say back, then they dance.

I don’t know how they work but I would assume that the mic is not always streaming, as you say it can’t be due to battery.

I do not feel comfortable to assume that there is ZERO possibility that the mic can be made to stream without the physical button pressed …

… unless I did the work to understand how it’s wired and controlled, something I don’t care to do. So I’ll just assume they are unsafe spy devices until proven otherwise.

Have a Krappy Kirksmass Kids!

It’s for searching (so you don’t have to type words on a virtual key pad with a remote with no alpha-numeric key pad).

It would actually be OK, if they all had a hardware switch that cut power to the mic, but I doubt that how they work.

Shot dead at the US southern border, holding hands with a prostitute, carrying a fish sandwich and a canteen of wine. Clearly a degenerate.

Instructions unclear, went outside and threw a flaming air fryer at a data center, while ranting about “the new world order”.

Literally just the old school stove top burner turned upside down with a fan on it, for the one I own.

Cost vs flock rollout? (Lol, you mean no profit motive, so no special interests to push it through local government kickbacks)

Cost vs total fuel saved by efficiency gain? (Lol, different budget right?)

Have you seen my AI generated parody of the live action Moana? We just added some Nazi tattoos to the Rock and called it good, it’s a statement on the duality of man, not copyright infringement or hate speech, trust me.

Many are disappointed by this tired sequel to the Gulf War movies as well, it doesn’t even have a cool name.

He is a peachy cool arrow.

Yea how will they know if it’s my nephew or my brain in a cybernetic life support cube in 2066.

Yea, but are the majority of scholars really free from bias with 3 major religions notorious for killing people over disagreements (and funding those that agree with them) all having a vested interest in perpetuation of the myth?

Every wikipedia source to the contrary is essentially an agrument to authority and didn’t even discuss the underlying “evidence” or points to sources long after the fact and calls on:

Multiple attestation across independent Gospel traditions (Yea, right, that can all be made up)

Criterion of embarrassment: (Once again, not evidence. Religions are not aways rational, or correct)

Tacitus (Annals 15.44, c. 116 CE): “Christus… suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus.” This is the key non-Christian corroboration. (And a hundred years later, press X to doubt)

So, I’m not impressed.

Those cancer cells were born on American soil. He has no right to kill them! Those are true Americans.