Numbah one rule of remaining a dictator: never leave your country for any reason. Send your family and retainers on a “vacation” with bearer bonds, bags of cocaine and uncut diamonds, but don’t leave.

Also, Iran may have sent ragged bands of “militia” to “support” Syria’s ruling regime out of existence.

Indeed and thank you for the sauce.

Remember the Ukrainian front with the Crips, Army of Northern Virginia and lowriders? I stole this. BEHOLD THE SIMILARITIES.

Wrong ministry, this is the Ministry of Silly Walks…

Sweet Prigo, do I love a crossover meme. Can Assad start his dream dental chain of clinics in Switzerland? What would he call it?

Are you “Dawn of Freedom” or “Suppression of Disorder”? It’s a ballroom blitz from Hell.

I know.

Looking out the window of a popo mobile? ;) I’m with you on how boring new cars are, no matter how much they cost. A bentley is a hyundai genesis is a honda civic.

Sposiba habib, may ur falafel be fresh, even in your bunker

Dose forearms! Da sheikh never misses arm day!

My tribal, sullen and fanatic loyalty is to Chicken Annie’s. I know not this colonel. Me against my brother, my brother and I against my cousin, my cousin, my brother and I against a stranger without the recipe.

Yes, please. If I still DnD’d, I would. All you need is a justification for them all to meet up at a Mazzio’s

Be as non non credible as you can- are the militias actually controlling parts of Aleppo? If so, is it control like “Russian control of their own borders” OR “Ukraine’s control of the territory they seize and hold from Russia”?

I outrolled you all on Dwight and claim him for my own.

Prigo was dis-GUISING!

RIP that Polish farmer who lived on the border and was killed by Russian missile debris. He deserved better than a 2 hour news cycle.

Thank you, your heart, she is big.

He warms up the roller grill…and our hearts. Revenge is never haram.

They’re heavy, no need for tungsten foundries in orbit. Such a savings!