Badge of honour.

Getting ever closer to smart dust.

Still not good for lounging in. But very entertaining, and full of civic responsibility, so I like it.

It’s leftist infighting. It’s dismissing the idea of working with Marxist comrades against capitalism because you are convinced that they will betray you and roll out the tanks like it’s the 1920s.

Essentially, you refuse to accept anyone who even slightly praises China or the Soviets as allies in the fight against capital, which in practice means you lose.

I agree that dictatorship is bad, and you should be vigilant against it. However, you’re living in it. What do you have to lose?

Behold a man and a few dozen upvoters missing the fucking point yet again.

Crack it in when the water is boiling hot, and it will cook in the salty, delicious broth, in the minute before you eat it.

“I thought I was horny once, but that was just when Rush Limbaugh died.”

Immortal words, my friend. I commend their beauty.

Excellent timing. Well done.

Weird. I eat it because it tastes good, like the rest of the apple, and I like the texture of the pips.

Leg disabled.

Then they will grow weak and die alone

This has happened to me a total of once.

Londo Mollari in cat form.

I really like the slot machines that occasionally blow you up in Borderlands 2.

Well, Microsoft, if you want that, put more cocaine in it.

Good point, we need an eight part series on what happened to those medals, with cameos from Ahsoka and Darth Maul and Vader.

That’s what you get for coating yourself in active, networked nanotech.

This is t-shirt worthy. Hell, it’s worthy of being in the official marvel comic run.

Allistic people: onion people?!!?

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