Er, help me see it?

This needs a trigger trigger warning 😂

Me gustan tus fiestas formales ;)

FYI the country is spelled Colombia… which I’m only writing because I think we should also change DC to the District of Colombia in honor of our new Lady Liberty.

1. Hips don’t lie.

I started to say I can’t think of a food I hate… but then I remembered that I’m a vegetarian. It’s just, well, if it doesn’t contain critters then I’m not picky at all. AND I think I could live off of peanut butter and crackers as long as the scurvy held out, maybe a month or 3.

No, I take it back, durian is gross. But it’s actually illegal to take the fruit on public transport in some parts of the world, so it’s not just me. I’m sure I’ll think of more.

I’ve started and deleted several comments in defense of peanut butter. Yes, it looks like poop if in the wrong spot, but that’s literally the only criticism in my mind that is legitimate! A true wonder food.

Now, fuck Skippies. I usually buy Smuckers Chunky Natural, which is only peanuts and salt, and is a good combo of low price, few ingredients, and being in a glass jar.

Edit: Talk to text corrections. Oy vey.

Grapefruit lovers unite!

…So sorry for those on medications who can’t eat grapefruit.

I love your optimism!

What? So fresh and delicious!

In high school I had a friend who would fall asleep in the shower

My education is in the works. Is this actually an example of jury nullification? Like, what he did was actually illegal, but the jury presumably, thought the law was unjust? Or is throwing a sandwich at ICE just not illegal?

Seconded!

My grandma had a chair with a horsehair cushion, so that’s where my mind got stuck for a minute.

No flinch, calling Obama a Republican, i’m gonna think about this one.

I’m 35, I live in North Carolina, and the only TikTok videos I watch are Zohran Momdani’s… Just give me something to hope for, people. And I’m not unique. There are a Fuck Ton of me.

Sorry, deleted because easily Googleable. It was a terrible name though. Also, though she was a nice kid, she seems to have become a shitty adult… Huh, I wonder what she’d think of me 🧐

This? Please. I work in a middle school. No way in hell.

Are you sure you don’t have to squish the udder from top to bottom?

I want to see a video of it in use.