That’ll be tree fiddy

It’s the water equivalent of 4K

Swum

Then the dogshit advice to lease… Sure, it might make sense to some, but it’s almost always a terrible choice.

Opens link👀

Dayum

Also, don’t just use the machine at the grocery store :)

As opposed to gay espresso?

But then you start asking questions like, “surely boiling water is too hot, what is the proper temperature?” and “what about grind size?”

So you go down the rabbit hole. And learn about “blooming”, etc.

But soon enough you no longer need the precision scale, you can just eyeball things like grind size and amounts. You may even learn what the kettle sounds like when it hits the proper temp. You come out the other side.

✅ Milk, cream, half and half

❌ “Creamer”

No, you blew it

When the ballot is supposed to be secret but you get so excited about participating in democracy you leave a bit of DNA on the paper

My location doesn’t do this. If we want to vote in person, we go on Election Day. That said, the polling is typically well run, and our locations tend to move people through without overloading. (That’s thanks to the efforts of our poll workers!)

If the tool disregards quotations, a clever student would wrap entire papers in white-colored quotation marks!

Says “BananaIsABerry” xD

Were one to film a TikTok, I might be impressed

They’re saying the ideal man has those qualities, not that everyone with those qualities is a man.

Yeah, lots of people unironically believe this

Make Alexander Great Again™

Police families should be banned from all petting zoos pets.