Yeah I just watched that video too…

The convicted felon…

I want a version of these that says: “I did that! (As a ‘Trump/Epstein files’ distraction!)”

https://www.etsy.com/il-en/listing/4478505052/100-pcs-i-did-that-anti-trump-sheet?ls=a&external=1&ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-1&pro=1&plkey=EuM676xzM4-AKap6GKGVWLr38K37%3ALT229248358991f549dea5f1f103f15449bb893f67

If you haven’t experienced it on an OLED screen, do yourself a huge favor!

I’m the complete opposite. My family members are judgemental monsters, so it’s super easy for me to ignore the glances and snickers I get when I’m belting out “How it’s done” (done done!) in the backstock room.

Is this an OG ST comic, or has it been altered?

If it’s the first one; wow, even the brain dead Nazis are turning on Fear* Leader (I originally typed in Dear, but autocorrect made it more accurate)

I have been instructed to refrain from using my imagination…

~ Harmon “Buck” Bokai, 2369

Good. The best way to make an atheist, force them to actually read the bible…

Timothy 2:12

A line (to me) is defined as two or more points that connect. On point it’s one point, and no line can be made until another point is defined to connect them. I was never taught the parabolic function that turned that single point into a line, the calculator did that for me.

And to your second “point”, how is learning to do the math, rather than just memorizing a list of answers, “directly involved in what we do as an adult”?

And nothing of value was lost

I hated learning the calculator stuff in high school, because it was never explained what the calculator was doing… How the hell does x=1 make a line, when it’s a literal one dimensional data point!

It wasn’t until I was in my late twenties before watching a Numberphile video that explained exactly what a damn parabola was!

Calculators are just a symptom of a more systemic problem, like memorizing times tables. You need to teach how those numbers/lines came to be, not just ‘memorize this list that has nothing to do with 98% of the math you’ll be expected to do as an adult…’

What happens when you overclock the TARDIS’ perception filter

I made a vow in my twenties: Think about how my sperm donor would handle a situation/person and do the exact opposite…

Getting my braces removed.

As a retail worker, yup…

We, as a species, failed to learn anything from the “gps told me to drive into a lake!?” debacle; so here is history, just flat out repeating itself…

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My previous relationships included me putting the other person above everything basically, but I want to put God in the first place this time.~~

Timothy:2

11 Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness.

12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.

13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve;

14 and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.

Peter: Wives, in the same way submit yourselves to your own husbands

What are you bitching about!? Your own Bible says that you are your husband’s property to do with as he wills, so shut the fuck up and accept the garbage religion you were stupid enough to buy into.

This situation kinda reminds me of a Bill Burr bit (before the whatever-the-hell happened):

He was walking along somewhere and suddenly saw two guys kissing. He described it as, his animal brain kicked in because he wasn’t expecting it, but after his ‘people’ brain kicked in and he was fine with it

So a “Christian” man needs a young boy around to feel happy. Sounds about right…