If she ate the last croissant yesterday, it’s long gone from her stomach and won’t be in the vomit. I assume if he has a barf fetish, he would be craving the visual of the croissant in the vomit.
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I’m most beautiful when you can’t see me
I thought cats assumed that we were out hunting for their cans of cat food
As a San Franciscan, I am telling everyone about saikat and how he is the best choice. But I think there are Democrats here that care more about low taxes and niche identity politics, like getting trans kids in sports, more than getting those same kids access to health care, housing, and food. SF is not an easy place for an economic leftist to get elected.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Lemmings over 30 who try to stay active, what are you doing to accommodate for your incredibly decrepit bodies to avoid boo-boos?
5·6 days agoBicycle to work and gardening regularly has helped but I still feel the aging, and take longer to recover from injuries.
I’m also on zepbound and lost almost 100lbs which makes exercise and everything else easier than when I was fat.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Lemmings over 30 who try to stay active, what are you doing to accommodate for your incredibly decrepit bodies to avoid boo-boos?
1·6 days agoWoah, there buddy! Let’s not overdo it
As a native English speaker, I don’t know the language rules in English, I merely speak the language. I suppose the idea is that I can think with the same grammer in English as I can in Dutch or German (except when I can’t) than with romance languages.
But at the same time, I feel like the Spanish language, is a fairly easy language for non native speakers to learn. It’s phonetical, it’s logical, it doesn’t have ridiculous numbers or times for the clock.
robocall@lemmy.worldtoSan Francisco@lemmy.world•San Francisco declares (multiple concerts) ‘Winter of Music’ with Skrillex, Swedish House Mafia and more
2·9 days agoHuh, I wonder how I can work these events, and what agency is hiring for them.
robocall@lemmy.worldtoSan Francisco@lemmy.world•Before announcing retirement, Nancy Pelosi spent election night at (Hot Johnnie's Smokehouse in the Castro)
2·9 days agoI’ve never been to this restaurant, is it good? I don’t eat a lot of red meat, so not sure if it’s right for me.
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The Onion@midwest.social•If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars ElsewhereEnglish
36·10 days agoI would like to live in a community without billionaires and centimillionaires.
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News@lemmy.world•Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
161·10 days agoIt’s not smart to lie and over exaggerate in court.
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politics @lemmy.world•Abigail Spanberger elected Virginia governor in a historic first that boosts Democrats ahead of 2026
48·12 days agoWhen you’re furloughed from your federal job, you have time to vote
I want that
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump says he 'won't be extorted' by Democrats, shuns negotiations as shutdown drags on
16·13 days agoA boomer told me Trump wants the shutdown to be 47 days because he’s the 47th president, and it’s stupid enough I believe it could be possible.
I can feel good about eating a bag of Halloween candy because the many non recyclable wrappers slowed me down
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which food gives you the best bowel movement?
4·19 days agousername relevant
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which food gives you the best bowel movement?
7·19 days agoOrally? Never tried it
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Modern times require modern solutions.
31·19 days agoPumpkin spice fent would taste so sweet

























He should try fent