So much for “clean up your room”.

Literal Kindergarten behavior.

Next they’ll discover that rain makes things wet.

Got kicked off Reddit for reporting transphobic harassment, so the decision was easy.

I don’t think I’m good enough with computers not to just fuck it all up.

The words “I’m a Black trans communist immigrant that is woke” were found engraved on the lighters.

AI really loves to steal from fanfiction on sites likeAo3 and blog/forum posts— All places where em-dashes are common. AI uses them because people use them. I’m not going to change how I write because someone else built a plagiarism machine.

I did get accused of using ChatGPT to write something once, based on my use of em-dashes. Kinda just had to laugh though because it was something I’d published in 2014.

Before my permaban, I received a warning for saying “Luigi”. In a Nintendo sub, while talking about the Mario brother. Comment got removed for “inciting violence”.

My cousin’s permaban was for saying “I won’t let a single saiyan live” in a dragon ball sub. This was “inciting violence”. It’s a line from the anime, and saiyans don’t actually exist, but the appeal went nowhere.

“Yes Hitler McRacismCEO is a fascist, but Steve NotANazi clears his throat weird. Both sides are the same. Don’t vote.”

I thought she wanted bathroom police to deny people entry.

You mean he lied? But that’s so unlike him!

You’ve deleted a lot of comments for someone who doesn’t want to hide anything.

(Shoots self) “Ha! Take that, Libs!”

This is genuinely the lie a bunch of them are running with on Xitter.

I don’t think there have been any official incarnations where they’re together, however it is a popular ship in fan-made content, so it’s not just you.

There aren’t any real romantic relationships in the series, apart from some of the characters having crushes on each other. (Sally on Linus, Charlie on an unnamed red haired girl, etc.)

I mean, that hasn’t stopped them before.

Meanwhile, they’re banning old, established accounts in massive waves. I’m not sure who they want using the site. New accounts aren’t allowed to post anything, and old accounts get kicked out.

In crayon.

“Freeze peach” and all that.

His brother’s girlfriend’s cousin’s barber once liked a photo of a trans person’s cat on instagram. Case. Fucking. Closed.