Where I am in the US that is a violation of traffic laws and you can get a ticket for it.

Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

Is that a typo, did you mean to say “so long as you ARE being weird about it.”? Weird, as in: naked bike ride.

And I want my scalps!

Just toss him in and weld it shut.

These National Guard may not be villains (yet) but they certainly aren’t ‘heroes’ like members of the military like to be portrayed. They absolutely could stand on principal and refuse deployment. They would face a court martial but heroes do what is right regardless of the potential consequences.

I loved those coins. Super easy to use in vending machines that could take them. Way better than fucking around with an old paper dollar.

Try Pig’n’Pineapple with pineapple, bacon, ham, sausage, and some BBQ sauce. Pretty damn good pizza. Throw on some onions if you have em lying around too.

Baby steps. I just wish sports betting/online gambling were illegal again so maybe I could see a commercial for Doritos or literally anything other than sports betting, insurance, and pharmaceuticals during my football games.

This is 4D chess to make sure no one nukes our assembled military leaders because they don’t want to make America stronger by getting rid of the orange doofus.

Relevant comedy bit: https://www.tiktok.com/@classic.standup/video/7196224312251092230?lang=en

I was going to reply something about how he isn’t relevant because he has been dead for like a decade but I googled him to get the exact date correct first and I was shocked to find out he is still alive.

This has gone on too long, I agree. Stand up, flush, move on. This is just like every other turd. Every once in a while you have a turd worth looking at for a minute before you flush, but this isn’t that turd.

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That picture accompanying the article is backwards. Why is it portraying the AI as the babysitter and not the baby that needs to be supervised by a human?

I hope your dad isn’t on the list, he was a very gentle lover.

In order for it to look really scary you should use ALL the billionaire’s bones. Every single billionaire. I am here for it.

Where are all the soldiers and assorted politicians who swore an oath to protect the USA from all threat foreign and domestic?

My gut says when you have to say you are “the good guy” you are in fact “the bad guy.”

I think the unwritten rule is they aren’t touched and they are there when people come back through. I didn’t ditch mine, so I can’t say for sure.