He’s moved onto chess 2.

They’re both shapeshifters!!

You gotta know the rules before you can break them. That’s why there are no rules.

Just roll it back over clean out the old owner and you’re set.

I hope that fairy is wearing boots.

Live long and prosper. You made my day too.

This guy’s Scotties.

If by young white males you meant 45-64 white people of both genders then you spelled it weird.

Oh man I nearly forgot about Frisky Dingo!

People let me tell you about my new best friend! Barnaby Jones!

Oh no he said too much.

Awful taste but great execution.

This one is a true classic.

The first time I ended up smack in the middle of a 20 page Isis hit list.

It absolutely doesn’t have a hard E vowel sound. Except when my deep south relatives say it.

It does when you pronounce it correctly.

I bet those motherfuckers give the best hugs.

or when sounding like “ay”, as in neighbor or weigh

And on weekends and holidays and all throughout may. You’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!