It has nothing to do with the subject, but fuck You for reminding me about that anyways.

Naturally I would get up at 8, work until 17 and go to bed at midnight. That’s the rhythm for me. I know because that’s how I do it when I have a couple days off. Unfortunately I have to get up at 5.

To piss them off, I would add fake breasts to a small sedan and tell them it’s the same thing.

Huge pants? Am I missing something?

So instead of “imperial” we start calling it “foot fetish”. Got it.

That’s exactly the reason why I’m wearing an “I’m not Ryan Gosling” shirt.

Back in 85, they thought 2015 sounds futuristic enough for hoverboards and self lacing shoes.

And they will do nothing. But if the Vatican had oil…

That’s cause she probably wanted it, look at how she was dressed.

That’s part of the fun.

If You consider ICE, the US is actually invading the US.

If You ever wonder how big a centimeter is, it’s one millimeter bigger than the holes in children from Columbine High School.

More like 568ml.

A perfect solution to a non existing problem.

Looks uncomfortable. I wouldn’t want to wear a glove all the time.

They’ve finally done it. Even if You’re dead, you still have to fucking go to work.

Thank You, but I prefer my coffee disgusting. I’m talking generic brand, instant, black, bitter and scalding hot. Just wakes me up better.

My house too. I don’t work in IT, I just can’t afford any of this.

From this article:

https://bossip.com/1001156/talented-twin-teen-ginger-hoes-popped-for-selling-box-on-the-net/

It would seem it is what they did.

Me: Wondering if I have the time to jerk off one last time.