He won’t. No balls.

So … like an Amazon delivery?

That’s how you get Frenchman and Germench.

‘The IDF is currently examining the reliability of the photograph,’ Shoshani wrote. ‘If this is indeed a real, recent picture, these actions do not align with the IDF’s values ​​and the behaviour expected of IDF soldiers.’

Yeah! The IDF prefers actual people being mass murdered by them, not a statue!

No mayo dispenser?

Too much dog penis.

Vigorous licking. I mean, really get in there. Commit. Clean surfaces are no joke. You have to be ready to do the work.

Sorry. Trump already collapsed it.

First thing I thought.

Not according to the Navy. And the higher ups wouldn’t just lie to the servicepeople … would they?

That reminds me, I need to get my eyeballs sliced to drain some floaters.

They’re a cowed people. I mean, what does it take?!

Say it to him now. No time like the present.

Perhaps lawmakers should make laws the people want to follow, and not draconian laws that will lead to dystopia.

Say warfighters again! Say warfighters again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say warfighters one more goddamn time!

Appears the cook got sole fish and sole shoe mixed up …

X-Men '97 continues where X-Men left off. Worth a watch.

Misread that title. Thought I saw Russia was planning to nuke Israel on May 1st. Now I’m disappointed.

Of the rare ones that get through ublock origin, I particularly like the popups that ask me what I thought of the website, or suggest that if I enjoyed the article, I should sign up for more like it.

Bitch, I haven’t had time to fucking read it yet!

I close those websites and never visit them again, BTW. Usually news sites, so the story will be found elsewhere easily enough.

You could create a Lemmy Community.