It’s bad enough that I’m a disappointment to my parents, but now you’re positing that I’m a disappointment to my cat too? How much more do you think I can take?!
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SE Asia, how many people do you want here?
Yes.
Get back in the Torment Nexus, old man
22·21 hours agoKnow the workplace rules.jpg
If it’s Riker: Aww you’re sweet
If it’s Geordi: Hello HR?!
During the night we were visited by a group of Goblins delivering a message to our Warlock on behalf of Queen Titania of the Fey. Went to the Feywild to meet with her and learned all the classic rules, don’t give them your name, etc. Acquired (supposedly) the Book of Exalted Deeds in exchange for protecting our guides from a group of Worgs and Dire Worgs, though we are skeptical that it is what it seems to be, although Identify does seem to have confirmed it as authentic.
3·2 days agoI’m believe in you Muk, you can do it!
For some reason I read it as “vodka (flavored) whipped cream” until this comment. I wonder if that exists.
2·3 days agoI like how the top one looks like the Pacific Ocean just went “okay, these bits of land are cool, all the rest of you fuck off to the right half of this projection”
My proposed names:
- anti-Mercator or rotacreM
- Slendermap
⦿_⦿
Thank you
7·5 days agoEven though they can’t inflict damage on enemies
Tell that to the kid someone brought to the store today. That was definitely inflicting sonic damage on my ears.
Fair, I was going to try to say something about how there could be indirect effects but couldn’t get the wording right
Gen Xers would’ve been at most 12 y/o when this was printed, Boomers would’ve been their most likely target demographic, being at most 32 y/o at the time.
Too much ocean in this seed, 4/10
Or he hid the bodies so good that they weren’t found until 65 years after his death
Yes but the other would have to go by Will instead so that we can tell them apart
58·7 days agoDidn’t we already do this in March with the whole “nuh uh I’m actually closing the strait to you” bs? I hate summer reruns.
Took me a moment to realize he didn’t grab a pink frog outta nowhere to yell at…