Nein. Tut mir leid, kann nicht lesen

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Rodney Dangerfield: 😱

Yeah. Their family is dying. They need to spend more on cookies, not less.

In my (personal) experience, mathematicians have absolutely no difficulty to let their colleagues know when they don’t understand a concept. It seems quite normal to reach your max level of abstraction in the field.

In physics, it can be seen as a weakness sometimes. And some people will pretend they always understand everything.

Not always true of course.

What a convoluted way to tell us that you sharted your pants.

Solid state + heat -> liquid state

I don’t see what’s so difficult about this

Or it will get beheaded

GENTLEMEN!

<Gets annihilated by a $70 drone strapped with a WW2 grenade>

Kif, I’ve made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Whoops sorry, our bad. We only dumped sewage in the first place because we thought it was an inclusive OR situation, not an exclusive OR. That was a bit silly from us, sorry. And we thought the £90m was for allowing us to dump sewage again. We got it this time: no paying, only dumping. No wait. Dump then pay. No fuck, waow this is hard.

It’s called being on the dole, no? It’s nice for a while, then you need some activity or I would get insane. Been there, done that, can’t complain. Happy to work again but glad the system exists (getting worse though).

There’s a good chance this title is shorter and makes more sense than the actual article. But I won’t check for fear of an aneurism.

And steel beams!

What’s wrong Jance Dance? You barely janked the jouch?

Wow you will criticize the pope, but won’t say anything about the current atrocities in Sudan???

No doubt JD Vance will have to explain again to this new pope, who barely knows anything about theology and the catholic dogma, what Jesus’ teachings about the power of the US president really mean. 🙏

- Saved from what? Could it be your careless decisions that led to this landing?

- Let’s not point fingers right now

Please use the specially designed corporate crying booths for all your depression, burn-out, desperation and sadness episodes (one 5-minutes episode a day allowed per Team Friend)

If you average the faces of Orban and Vance you get the right amount of chin, the right amount of forehead, but way too much cheek material