Despite having used GFP markers to image biofilms with a confocal microscope at Stanford, deep in my gut I’m still not convinced that bioluminescence is not an elaborate hoax.

Go home, Lemmy, you’re drunk.

If my workstation goes up in value in 4 years, something is seriously going.

A. I’ll go with A. Huh, that was easy.

Theory: Timelines with human civilization dominated by strongman fascists usually are stuck in Malthusian medieval loops because they’re so poorly run. The timelines with democratic republics, while in the minority, have much longer boom-bust cycles with populations limited only by how long voters choose not to elect strong men. So, your chances of being born into a random body in history mean you are more likely to be born in a democratic one.

Existing is political.

I need something more real.

People should be taxed up the wazoo for any property they personally do not occupy.

It’s like taking someone’s tried and true Windows 7 machine and upgrading it to Windows 11.

Ah, the Mel Brooks guillotine.

Yeah, it helps to have a functioning bureaucracy, the primary tool of civilization that allows strangers to trust other strangers such as when, picking an example at random, buying iceberg lettuce and trusting it wasn’t shat in by the overworked slaves that harvested it.

Not to be seconded by the Founding Mothers’ BL Library.

date -Is my beloved.

Don’t click on random videos

Yeah, a single Chrono Trigger cover will contaminate your recommendations for days.

Instant block to any channel that pulls that stunt.

What about a UNIX epoch HTML color clock?

YYYY-mm-ddTHH:MM:SS±zzzz

One is an inhuman monster who has casually killed legions of human warriors on a whim. The other makes cute noises when Ainz bops her on the head for voicing such thoughts.

Not from a Jedi.

Too amusing to be real. Also, really inconvenient for my mental health to imagine beef growth platforms being conscious.