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V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English9·3 days agoWhat does this have to do with literally anything I said about comparing AI with interns
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English9·3 days agoBut what’s the point of having that if it doesn’t result in improvement on the other side? Like you’re doing hard work to correct code and respond with feedback but you’re putting that into the void to no one’s benefit.
Hiring an intern makes sense. It’s an investment. Hiring an AI at the same skill level makes negative sense.
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 18th May 2025English7·3 days agoI don’t think I ever had a vibe-check as successful as this, literally never heard about the guy, said he needs to be shoved into a locker based on vibes, an hour later he searches for his own name to respond and gets hammered in replies for supporting The Big Orb. Just a quintessential internet moment.
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English7·3 days agoForever in my mind, the guy who said on another post he uses an LLM to convert strings to uppercase when that’s literally a builtin command in VSCode, give people cannons and they’re start shooting mosquitoes with them every fucking time
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English6·3 days agoFun fact, SO is not a place to go to ask for trivial syntax and it’s expressly off-topic, because guess what, people answering questions on SO are not your personal fucking google searchers
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English7·3 days agoI used to answer new questions on SO daily a few years back and 50% of all questions are basically unanswerable.
You’d also have the nice September Effect when a semester started and every other question would be someone just copy pasting their homework verbatim and being very surprised we closed it in like a minute.
The thing about that is that literally anyone can answer SO questions. Like try and do that. Pick a language or a tech you’re most familiar with, filter that tag and sort by new. Click on every new question. After an hour you’ll understand just why most questions have to be closed immediately to keep the site sane.
Whenever I see criticism of SO that’s like “oh they’ll just close your question for no reason” I can’t help but think okay, there’s overwhelming chance you’re just one of Those and not an innocent casualty of an overeager closer.
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English7·3 days agoMeh, I have so many bangers laughing at actual AI bros that I could make my CV just all be sneers on them, I think this particular corner of the internet is quite safe
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English7·3 days agoMy first actual real life project was building a data analytics platform while keeping the budget to a minimum. With some clever parallelism and aggressive memory usage optimisation I made it work on a single lowest-tier Azure VM, costing like $50 to run monthly, while the measurable savings for the business from using the platform are now measured in the millions.
Don Knuth didn’t write all those volumes on how software is an art for you to use fucking Node.JS you rubes, you absolute clowns
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English8·3 days agoSorry for being late, busy wanking off to the sexy robot in the article. So ye, anyway, why’d you do that?
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English10·3 days agoDon’t worry, if you apply yourself really hard one day you might become an actual engineer. Keep trying.
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English13·3 days agoI treat AI as a new intern that doesn’t know how to code well
This statement makes absolutely zero sense to me. The purpose of having a new intern and reviewing their code is for them to learn and become a valuable member of the team, right? Like we don’t give them coding tasks just for shits and giggles to correct later. You can’t turn an AI into a senior dev by mentoring it, however the fuck you’d imagine that process?
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English9·3 days agoJesus Howard Christ how did you manage to even open a browser to type this in
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English10·3 days agoGood code quality is a myth.
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English13·3 days agoIt’s usually easy, just check if the code is nonsense
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English14·3 days agoHey, Devin! Really impressive that the product best known for literally lying about all of its functionality in its release video still somehow exists and you can pay it money. Isn’t the free market great.
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English17·3 days agoLike, it’s really good as a learning tool
Fuck you were doing so well in the first half, ahhh,
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?English29·3 days agoIn my workflow there is no difference between LLMs and fucking grep for me.
Well grep doesn’t hallucinate things that are not actually in the logs I’m grepping so I think I’ll stick to grep.
(Or ripgrep rather)
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 18th May 2025English15·5 days agoHe is even politely asked at first “no AI sludge please” which is honestly way more self-restraint than I would have on my maintained projects, but he triples down with a fucking AI-generated changeset.
V0ldek@awful.systemsto TechTakes@awful.systems•Lloyd’s offers corporate insurance against AI chatbot errors! Now try to get a payoutEnglish7·5 days agoYe I mean I found it after I got halfway through the article and there were no tea jokes, since that seemed kind of odd.
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