Infinity boob-windows. Mesmerizing!
SeductiveTortoise
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News@lemmy.world•What’s behind the US army’s decision to raise enlistment age to 42?English
1·23 minutes agoI had the body of a soldier, but it took too much space in the freezer.
Yeah, I didn’t want to die for an idiot government in my 20s, but now I don’t want to and am not getting up and into a warzone. I’m too old for this shit and I’m already in my pajamas. And my feetsies hurt from walking too much and I’m full of cheese.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•tech never works for longEnglish
1·2 hours agoI just wanted to interfere with the button board, I’d guess this will run on 3.3 or 5 volts. Simulate the touch events so to speak.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•tech never works for longEnglish
1·2 hours agoAccording to this documentary, you’re wrong!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•tech never works for longEnglish
3·8 hours agoTrue as well, but a broken window or a lockpick my neighbors might be interested in.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•tech never works for longEnglish
17·10 hours ago“Why are you sitting in the dark?”
“AWS is down 😞”
Same for me. I don’t really like to expose my home and I don’t understand how people are so eager to plug in shady WiFi stuff into their network. I’ve got one “smart” device with WiFi connectivity I’ve allowed to connect to my network, but I’ve disallowed going online and I’ve put it into a different vlan.
Friend of mine: “let’s set up a camera in our bedroom to check on on the dog when we’re away.”
The one thing I will never use a smart device for is my door lock. I don’t understand how tech literate people really trust that.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•tech never works for longEnglish
0·10 hours agoI wanted to do ESPify my fume hood for some time now, but I don’t really know where to start. Do you have some website/howto for me to get started? To be honest, I don’t really care about smarting up the actual extraction part. I just want to turn on and off the lights without finding the non-illuminated touch button on the black glass. Who designs crap like that?
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•tech never works for longEnglish
16·10 hours agoI thought Emacs is all you need?
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News@lemmy.world•Trump considered awarding self Medal of Honor amid Iran war chaos: insidersEnglish
16·14 hours agoI honestly expected him to have invented some sort of “American Peace and Greatness Nobel”-Prize by now. And award it to himself.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump considered awarding self Medal of Honor amid Iran war chaos: insidersEnglish
7·14 hours agoAdmiral General Trump
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News@lemmy.world•White House officials ‘openly discuss’ firing Kash Patel as FBI chief threatens to sue over report about ‘excessive drinking’English
282·2 days agoI think you mean Kegsbreath
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth channels his inner Tarantino with fake Bible verse from Pulp FictionEnglish
1·2 days agoAgain? I gave them 20 last week!
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B Movie Bonanza@lemmy.world•Shoot the Living and Pray for the Dead (1971)English
6·2 days agoAmazon tribe to the movie (not this one) director (Werner Herzog): “hey if you want to, we can kill that guy and make him disappear. No questions asked. He’s a cunt.”
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth channels his inner Tarantino with fake Bible verse from Pulp FictionEnglish
2·3 days agoWhich one? Diary of a Wombat? One of the Harry Potters?
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Political Humor@lemmy.world•Still looking better than TrumpEnglish
1·4 days agoDude, if you are starting fights and arguing with people, you really have to work on your reading skills.
Obama was a cunt
Sure, Obama should be held accountable
I agree that the US should be held accountable
I’m just traversing up this conversation threat. I’m not opening any other. What is your issue? Do you need new glasses or are you too upset to realize you’re barking up the wrong tree?
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Political Humor@lemmy.world•Still looking better than TrumpEnglish
11·4 days agoYes, because holding someone accountable and hating them is excusing them. What is wrong with you?
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Political Humor@lemmy.world•Still looking better than TrumpEnglish
1·4 days agoThen what are we when talking about? Revolution or lesser evil.
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politics @lemmy.world•Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to AmericaEnglish
8·4 days ago
He what? Blasted his head off? He… oh. Never mind 😞


Yes, and I’m tinkering all the time. I’d get in with my multimeter and check the voltage first anyways.