I’m looking forward to seeing how they’re gonna reconcile the beepy box with any number of saner solutions to put him in.

A knight on horseback is just a cruise spear.

3-day special illness operation

That’s a weird combo of pizza toppings

midi version of some popular (or relevant to whatever fandom the site is about) 90s song autoplaying and looping in the background

Well duh, once you get born you get sent to the kids planet. Then you get distributed from there to your parents.

This sounds like an idea for a startup in this post-AI world. A subscription voyeur service, where your horny AI prompts are automatically sent to underpaid offshore contractors who must read them.

Ok, so based on this diagram the barrel actually is the most powerful one, as it can fight both Worf and tar. Everything else can just beat one other thing.

Does this mean that Barrel should be the head of security?

Janeway: By the way, when I said “this mission”, I meant the “get back to the Alpha Quadrant” mission.

The other chess tournament is Data vs the ship’s computer.

Headline 40 years from now: “Torment Nexus addiction affecting millenials”

A microscopic megastructure would be just a structure. I would argue that electronics are more like milliscopic decastructures. Or CPU-level stuff could arguably be nanoscopic kilostructures.

You’ve got faith of the heart, if they’re not gonna hold you down, no more. No they’re not gonna hold you down.

How about fossil? I mean fossils are inherently cool to some degree, but we can all agree that this is a fossil of something really uncool that deserves to be forgotten.

Everyone knows that suggestively rubbing gel on yourself while bathed in UV light kills conservatism.

The difficulty is that if you become too conservative on an away mission, you will refuse to de-con afterwards. The unfortunate but only working and thus standard response to this is to simply abandon such crew members on the planet.

You know, I bet they would’ve let Tuvix live if he just didn’t have that atrocious hair.

The Dragonborn

But hey, while we’re at it we should put a 5G antenna in there. I bet that makes us immune against the 5G too!

Being able to speak out of your ass shortlists you for the management track

My sidekick would be a pokemon. Then I could be a Lizard Wizard with Charizard.