I technically have an IG. It has 1 photo of not me and I’ve never commented

Yeah man, I’ll take my 1990’s ass GE fridge I got for free over one of these any day.

Lol. LMAO even

I can think of another R word the economy reminds me of.

And Charlie Day as the whacky new sidekick character.

They should base it in the US in the dystopian future year uh… 2025.

Looks like shitty cold cuts imo

It was right up his alley. Was trying to open the package and couldn’t figure out how to get it apart. Decided I needed to level up to the BFK (big fucking knife). The packaging (and the knife) won that battle, but I eventually won the war when I realized the packaging was threaded on my return from the ER. Could have just twisted it. Derp

Beep boop. Fuck! They caught me

An ex of mine had the same name as the wife of a killer. I find it hilarious that when you Google her name, that person comes up. I hope it forever is an impediment to her finding employment. What? No, I’m not bitter.

I got really out of shape for a while after having kids. Everything was hurting and I barely had time anymore to go to the gym, so I stopped working out. Getting out of shape exacerbated the aches and pains. Eventually I saw some photos of myself on a family vacation and realized how badly I’d let myself go. I started working out again. Took baby steps at first, like walking, body weight exercises, and high rep, low weight exercises. Over time, the aches and pains went away. Got back in a routine and slowly increased my goals. Now I’m in pretty damn good shape. I only do 2 days on and 2 days off for lifting so I don’t hurt myself, and it works for me. I’ve been doing a solid routine for 2 -3 years and I’m feeling a lot better. It was so crazy to see how out of shape I’d gotten. I was an athlete in the past, so it was humbling to see myself struggling doing like 10 body weight squats. Staying in shape is definitely easier than getting back into shape. Don’t do what I did. Stay active.

I wonder if they are reliant on the US CDC. I remember they just cancelled the meeting that discusses what strains to defend against. I figured ours would be useless this year.

Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song “Jailbait”

I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:

Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one little think I got do to you

If adobe doesn’t get the naming rights so we can call it PDF file field, it would be criminal.

Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.

I’m not much of a runner because of a lingering foot issue, but I agree. Even when I did run, a marathon is far too much. A mile or 2 is all you really need. Anything beyond that is excessive.

Hey, I’m on there! Shout-out to my fellow people injured by power tools and household machinery.

My friend’s lake cabin had one. It was dope AF. Fuck this article

Oh weird. You think maybe the techno wizards with unlimited money and 0 morals rigged the election?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BuuZK-f9CAE&t=20s&pp=2AEUkAIB&t=0m20s