This just in, Elon Musk gets $56 billion dollar tip as CEO of Tesler.

I mean, Russia currently has the second strongest military in Russia so the answer is no.

Mail sorter for a company I worked for uses Windows 3.1.

My parents ancient HP from 1997, I sold the motherboard with popped capacitors for $250. I informed the buyer of the condition and he said he didn’t care, he’d fix it, but they needed it for some legacy hardware their company functioned on.

Why?

Again, again!?

I’d love if Mexico detained Ted Cruz next time he goes to Cancun during hurricane season.

*stop, I can only get so erect. *

Minus unions, pensions, and freedom.

No MAD = Having a case of the Mondays

Basically, Russell Wilson.

Cuz now I have to go to work Monday.

Darn.

In this economy!?

#GOOD

Welcome to modern wars.

I mean that’s where it originated, for sure, it just stopped being used after 9-11.

Vigilante justice is back on the menu, boys.

Finally, we can end "thank you for your service " and get back to calling them baby killers. Ah yes, the time before 9-11.

Ooohhhhh Ive been waitin’ for this.

I mean, I used Teams, no problem.